my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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