my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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