dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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