we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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