until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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