And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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