sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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