i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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