I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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