hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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