So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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