Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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