he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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