Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
