he shaved USA in his pubs
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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