i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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