But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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