R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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