Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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