the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
