we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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