put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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