first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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