i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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