dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
FUCK WHALES
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