To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Is it penis luge time yet?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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