that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
