whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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