Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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