I wish i was in the wii world.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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