I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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