So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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