I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
