my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
In the future we'll all be gay
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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