your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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