are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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