And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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