This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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