guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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