...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
be right there i have to get my cape
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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