gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
