I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
