Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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