Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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