Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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