He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
His nipple licking is glorious
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