Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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