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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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