i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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