OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
