I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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