just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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