I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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