Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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