So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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