wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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